Top 10 Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours
#10. Your hair dresser doesn't give you a bath. #9. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser. #8. Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head. #7. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim". #6. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt. #5. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck or clean your ears. #4. Your hairdresser doesn't have to "express" any anal glands. #3. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe the "boogies" from your eyes. #2. You would never go 6-8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair. And the #1 reason why your dog's haircut costs more than yours: The chances of you pooping and peeing on your hairdresser are very slim! |